Today, I'm 34. I'm feelin' goofy, so I'm going to listen to Beastie Boys' Check Your Head because that's the state of mind I'm in. Party with me, punker.
Against my better judgment, I'm going to attempt to rhyme. I really have no business doing this! (Too much coffee jet fuel, ugh.)
Today's my birthday + I'm feelin' playful like an otter
If you try to harsh my mellow, don't even bother
I'm a motherfuxxin kold krush cool breeze yachter
And I set up my la ofrenda like a good granddaughter
I'm accepting rhymes in the comments section IF YOU DARE.
I'm accepting rhymes in the comments section IF YOU DARE.
7 comments:
Happy Bday, AMD! "playful like an otter?" Sounds like you're biting TC's steez. Have a good one.
bustin loose all over town like that kid in The Toy
gettin hungry dippin sushi low sodium soy
CHECK PLEASE we're too full for desert
got paid, big tip, don't even hurt
Thanks, JMB. I do a lot of TC-inspired stuff. In fact, I'm saying all of this in his voice. Y-yeah!
Andrew, I love it! xx
Happy birthday!!! In honor of you, I voted early! HOLLA.
Thanks, Nicole! Funnily, you are the second person who gifted that to me today.
Yo, I am workin'the off-ice.
And I intend to top this.
By undoin' the fluorescent jaundice.
Celebratin' your 'ccomplish.
Happy birthday, AMD!
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